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The New Vampire S Handbook

Author : The Vampire Miles Proctor
ISBN : 9781407073750
Genre : Humor
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Being turned into a vampire is the easy part. Actually becoming a vampire is far more difficult. What to look for in a coffin? How to lure the tastiest prey? How to stay on trend over the centuries? Garlic and sunlight - as dangerous as they'd have us believe? In today's world of vampire-obsessed pop culture, misinformation abounds. A newly turned vampire who looks to films and novels for answers to everlasting life's question risks being reduced to a smouldering pile of dust. So where can you, a neophyte immortal, turn for reliable information about leading your best and bloodiest existence? The New Vampire's Handbook is the definitive guide, and includes: - a head-to-toe look at your vampiric body: how to harness your new powers to dispatch mortal enemies, maintain your fangs, and embrace your vampirosexuality - methods for luring prey, faking your way through meals, approaching other vampires, and creating a four-hundred-year financial plan - tips on acting your "age," behaving appropriately if you see a human you knew decades ago, and dealing with epic vampire feuds - essential advice for blending in with the masses, from finding a coven to avoiding the media (and mirrors) to staying on top of the latest fashion trends Welcome to the night.
Category: Humor

Damn You Just Got Bit A Handbook For New Vampires

Author : Spiro Hamilton
ISBN : 9781716078675
Genre : Body, Mind & Spirit
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So, you’ve been sired. What now? You have started the biggest adventure of your life, or should we say of your death. Or undeath. Things are never going to be the same again. You need a roadmap for your new existence. Forget all the old stuff. That’s all gone now. It’s time to face the future. You no longer need to worry about the fate of the ordinary human. All they have to look forward to is death. For you, provided you don’t run into any pesky vampire slayers, you have all the time in the world ahead of you. How are you going to fill all this time, time without end? It’s a privilege to be a vampire. You’re one of the special ones, the chosen ones. You’re nothing like the run of the mill masses with all their dreary jobs and dull lives. Jack Kerouac said, “The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes ‘Awww!’” Vampires are these people. A cut above. Vampires have more bite, more penetration, more everything. This is your handbook to orient you to your undeath. Your transition will take a lot of getting used to. You’ll be meeting entirely different people. You’ll be mixing in new circles. You’ll be leaving behind familiar family and friends. You’ll be expanding your horizons. You'll be learning about the origins of vampires in ancient Egypt, and the Egyptians' extraordinary religious views based on pure magic. Are you ready for this? It’s time for you to step into the spotlight. Now is your time. Your time to shine. You are one of the extraordinary ones! Enjoy!
Category: Body, Mind & Spirit

The New Vampire S Handbook

Author : Joe Garden
ISBN : 0224086472
Genre : Humor
File Size : 48.96 MB
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How to lure 'taste the difference' prey? How to stay on trend over the centuries? What to look for in a coffin? Garlic and sunlight - as dangerous as they'd have us believe? Life for the recently turned vampire? It's a minefield. You've been thrown into a whole new world, with new rules and new powers to explore. But, more often than not, there's no one to guide you because chances are the vampire who turned you will shirk their mentoring duties. Never fear - with over 400 years of vampiric know-how, Miles Proctor is here to help. From practical issues like Fang Care and Luring Prey, through fundamental issues like Vampirosexuality and Existenial Crises, to the lighter matters like Faking Your Way Through a Meal and Alluding to Your Identity for Amusement, The New Vampire's Handbook is a treasure trove of must-have advice. With Miles's help you too can unleash your special powers and truly own your vampiric identity. Because you're worth it.
Category: Humor

Hunting Vampires

Author : Steve White
ISBN : 9781499465310
Genre : Juvenile Nonfiction
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This book offers a unique twist on the vampire book genre that will keep young readers glued to their chairs: it contains all the information necessary to recognize and combat this growing threat of the vampire uprising.
Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

Vampire Handbook

Author : Robert Curran
ISBN : 9781408146972
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What do you know about vampires? Do you want to know more? Do vampires really drink blood? Can they ever appear in daylight? This book will attempt to address and answer some of the questions surrounding these dark, mythical creatures. Not only will you learn the truth behind the myths, you will find out about vampires around the world and how to distinguish between real-life stories and literary legends. As well as important facts, this book also includes practical advice on both identifying and avoiding these dangerous beings. Read about what to do if the worst happens and you find yourself face to face with a blood-sucking fiend!

The Southern Book Club S Guide To Slaying Vampires

Author : Grady Hendrix
ISBN : 9781683691440
Genre : Fiction
File Size : 65.78 MB
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The New York Times Best Seller A Barnes & Noble Best Fiction Book of 2020 A Goodreads Choice Awards Finalist Steel Magnolias meets Dracula in this '90s-set horror novel about a women's book club that must do battle with a mysterious newcomer to their small Southern town, perfect for murderinos and fans of Stephen King. Bonus features: • Reading group guide for book clubs • Hand-drawn map of Mt. Pleasant • Annotated true-crime reading list by Grady Hendrix • And more! Patricia Campbell’s life has never felt smaller. Her husband is a workaholic, her teenage kids have their own lives, her senile mother-in-law needs constant care, and she’s always a step behind on her endless to-do list. The only thing keeping her sane is her book club, a close-knit group of Charleston women united by their love of true crime. At these meetings they’re as likely to talk about the Manson family as they are about their own families. One evening after book club, Patricia is viciously attacked by an elderly neighbor, bringing the neighbor's handsome nephew, James Harris, into her life. James is well traveled and well read, and he makes Patricia feel things she hasn’t felt in years. But when children on the other side of town go missing, their deaths written off by local police, Patricia has reason to believe James Harris is more of a Bundy than a Brad Pitt. The real problem? James is a monster of a different kind—and Patricia has already invited him in. Little by little, James will insinuate himself into Patricia’s life and try to take everything she took for granted—including the book club—but she won’t surrender without a fight in this blood-soaked tale of neighborly kindness gone wrong.
Category: Fiction


Author : Kevin Jackson
ISBN : 1846272122
Genre : Vampire films
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Full of facts, stories, lists and trivia, this is a companion to the world of vampires. Learn about the best places around the world for vampire tourism, rock songs with vampire allusions, the top ten vampire clubs, video games and films, vampire brides, plus how to kill a vampire.
Category: Vampire films

Biblio Vampiro

Author : Robert Curran
ISBN : 0764163418
Genre : Humor
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Presents a general description of vampires, offers tips to readers on how to spot them, and defines eight different vampire types.
Category: Humor

How To Be A Vampire

Author : Amy Gray
ISBN : 1742119182
Genre : Teenage girls
File Size : 78.97 MB
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Do you long to join the decadent, distinguished world of the gloriously undead? Do you ache for the darkness and cold? Want to be turned? Yearn for the eternal embrace? This gorgeous handbook reveals the immortal clan's ancient secrets, and guides the new or aspiring vampire into a world of glamour and enticement.
Category: Teenage girls

The Weiser Field Guide To Vampires

Author : J.M. Dixson
ISBN : 1609250850
Genre : Body, Mind & Spirit
File Size : 69.66 MB
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From the shadowy coffin of Dracula to the high school hero Buffy the Vampire Slayer to the love story of Edward and Bella of Twilight fame, vampires have fascinated humans for centuries. The Wesier Field Guide to Vampires provides a handbook not only to mythical and historical legends, but also to the modern vampire, their community, and the science behind modern vampire feeding. Learn how to recognize a true vampire, their strengths and weaknesses, and how to tell if you are a vampire. Includes a glossary of who’s who in the vampire world, and top vampire terms.
Category: Body, Mind & Spirit

The Palgrave Handbook Of Contemporary Gothic

Author : Clive Bloom
ISBN : 9783030331368
Genre : Social Science
File Size : 48.23 MB
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“Simply put, there is absolutely nothing on the market with the range of ambition of this strikingly eclectic collection of essays. Not only is it impossible to imagine a more comprehensive view of the subject, most readers – even specialists in the subject – will find that there are elements of the Gothic genre here of which they were previously unaware.” - Barry Forshaw, Author of British Gothic Cinema and Sex and Film The Palgrave Handbook of Contemporary Gothic is the most comprehensive compendium of analytic essays on the modern Gothic now available, covering the vast and highly significant period from 1918 to 2019. The Gothic sensibility, over 200 years old, embraces its dark past whilst anticipating the future. From demons and monsters to post- apocalyptic fears and ecological fantasies, Gothic is thriving as never before in the arts and in popular culture. This volume is made up of 62 comprehensive chapters with notes and extended bibliographies contributed by scholars from around the world. The chapters are written not only for those engaged in academic research but also to be accessible to students and dedicated followers of the genre. Each chapter is packed with analysis of the Gothic in both theory and practice, as the genre has mutated and spread over the last hundred years. Starting in 1918 with the impact of film on the genre's development, and moving through its many and varied international incarnations, each chapter chronicles the history of the gothic milieu from the movies to gaming platforms and internet memes, television and theatre. The volume also looks at how Gothic intersects with fashion, music and popular culture: a multi-layered, multi-ethnic, even a trans-gendered experience as we move into the twenty first century.
Category: Social Science

Vampire Academy

Author : Michelle Rowen
ISBN : 9781101565667
Genre : Young Adult Fiction
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The international #1 bestselling Vampire Academy series by Richelle Mead is NOW A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE. Read it before it hits cinemas in 2014! The official guide to the #1 international bestselling Vampire Academy series - now a major motion picture! Sink your teeth into the must-have collector's item for every fan of Richelle Mead's Vampire Academy series, complete with colour photos from the set of the movie! Discover the history of St. Vladimir's Academy, explore the dark psychology behind Rose and Lissa's spirit bond, and find out even more illicit secrets about Moroi society. This ultimate guide will feature everything readers want and need to go even deeper into the world of the series . . . every heartache, every betrayal, every sacrifice, and so much more! Also available in the Vampire Academy series: Vampire Academy (Book 1) Vampire Academy: Frostbite (Book 2) Vampire Academy: Shadow Kiss (Book 3) Vampire Academy: Blood Promise (Book 4) Vampire Academy: Spirit Bound (Book 5) Vampire Academy: Last Sacrifice (Book 6) And don't miss the bestselling Vampire Academy spin-off series, Bloodlines: Bloodlines (Book 1) Bloodlines: The Golden Lily (Book 2) Bloodlines: The Indigo Spell (Book 3) Bloodlines: The Fiery Heart (Book 4) Bloodlines: Silver Shadows (Book 5) Richelle Mead is the New York Times and global bestselling author of the Vampire Academy series (soon to be a movie blockbuster in Feb 2014), the Bloodlines series and the Age of X series. Richelle lives in Seattle, Washington. Michelle Rowen writes paranormal romance, urban fantasy, futuristic romantic suspense, and young adult fantasy, including the New York Times bestselling Falling Kingdoms series, which she writes as Morgan Rhodes. Michelle lives in Southern Ontario.
Category: Young Adult Fiction

A Girl S Guide To Vampires Dark Ones Book One

Author : Katie MacAlister
ISBN : 9781848942837
Genre : Fiction
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Joy Randall is a girl with big expectations and an even bigger love for vampire romance novels. Unsuccessful so far in her quest to find her soulmate, Joy can’t say no when her friend Roxy suggests a holiday to the Czech Republic. Tall, dark strangers? Tick. Craggy, romantic landscapes? Tick. Hoardes of centuries-old men who want to suck your blood? OK, that’s just Roxy’s over-active imagination. After all, vampires don’t exist . . . do they? Plagued by dreams of a handsome stranger, haunted by a mysterious prophecy, and pursued by three pale, brooding, slightly sinister suitors, Joy isn’t so sure now. Worried about her growing attraction to the enigmatic Raphael, she knows that one thing’s for certain: Mr. Right should not equal Mr. Heading-Right-For-Your-Neck. But can she resist the lure of the Dark Ones? Is her attraction to Raphael just lust . . . or blood lust? And will she find a chosen life partner that is, well, alive? Nowadays, finding The One sure is a pain in the neck . . .
Category: Fiction

The Palgrave Handbook Of The Southern Gothic

Author : Susan Castillo Street
ISBN : 9781137477743
Genre : Literary Criticism
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This book examines ‘Southern Gothic’ - a term that describes some of the finest works of the American Imagination. But what do ‘Southern’ and ‘Gothic’ mean, and how are they related? Traditionally seen as drawing on the tragedy of slavery and loss, ‘Southern Gothic’ is now a richer, more complex subject. Thirty-five distinguished scholars explore the Southern Gothic, under the categories of Poe and his Legacy; Space and Place; Race; Gender and Sexuality; and Monsters and Voodoo. The essays examine slavery and the laws that supported it, and stories of slaves who rebelled and those who escaped. Also present are the often-neglected issues of the Native American presence in the South, socioeconomic class, the distinctions among the several regions of the South, same-sex relationships, and norms of gendered behaviour. This handbook covers not only iconic figures of Southern literature but also other less well-known writers, and examines gothic imagery in film and in contemporary television programmes such as True Blood and True Detective.
Category: Literary Criticism

Handbook Of Hyper Real Religions

Author : Adam Possamai
ISBN : 9789004218819
Genre : Religion
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‘Hyper-real religions’ are innovative religions and spirituality that mix elements of religious tradition with popular culture. Through various case studies, this book studies the on and off-line religious/spiritual consumption of these narratives through a social scientific approach.
Category: Religion

Fear Dat New Orleans A Guide To The Voodoo Vampires Graveyards Ghosts Of The Crescent City

Author : Michael Murphy
ISBN : 9781581576269
Genre : Travel
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By the author of the acclaimed Eat Dat, a brand-new guide to New Orleans's scary side, from Voodoo rituals to historic cemeteries and haunted mansions Fear Dat New Orleans explores the eccentric and often macabre dark corners of America’s most unique city. In addition to detailed histories of bizarre burials, ghastly murders, and the greatest concentration of haunted places in America, Fear Dat features a “bone watcher’s guide” with useful directions of who’s buried where, from Marie Laveau to Ruthie the Duck Girl. You’ll also find where to buy the most authentic gris-gris or to get the best psychic reading. The Huffington Post tagged Michael Murphy’s first book Eat Dat, about the city’s food culture, the #1 “essential” book to read before coming to New Orleans. New Orleans Living called it “both reverent and irreverent, he manages to bring a sense of humor to serious eating—and that’s what New Orleans is all about.” In Fear Dat, Murphy brings similar insights and irreverence to New Orleans voodoo, vampires, graveyards, and ghosts.
Category: Travel

The Vampire Watcher S Handbook

Author : Constantine Gregory
ISBN : 0749924500
Genre : Vampires
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The Vampire Watcher's Notebook (laminated board) is an attractively illustrated book and the must-have guide to hunting down vampires. It will provide the increasing number of vampire fans with a practical how-to guide to investigating, hunting and even slaying vampires.Vampire expert Craig Glenday explores the 'reality' of vampires through myths, legends and facts from across the world. He includes a rogue's gallery of famous examples, extending from Vlad the Impaler to Countess Elisabeth Bathory (who showered in the blood of virgins!), and many modern examples. Complete with the bloodstains of thebook's previous owner, this unique guide contains important information such as: Where to look for vampires The telltale signs of vampire activity How to collect evidence How to protect yourself What to carry in your vampire slayer's pack And much more!
Category: Vampires

Ghost Of Fear Street Complete Vampire Kit

Author : R. L. Stine
ISBN : 0671003453
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
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A blister-pack kit comes with vampire fangs, makeup, an applicator, stage blood, and My Vampire Handbook, a book filled with lore, jokes, costume suggestions, and a recipe for blood punch. Original.
Category: Juvenile Fiction

The Handbook To Gothic Literature

Author : Marie Mulvey-Roberts
ISBN : 9780814756102
Genre : Literary Criticism
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Some topics and literary figures discussed are: American Gothic, Ambrose Bierce, Charles Dickens, Gothic architecture, Nathaniel Hawthorne, Contemporary Gothic, Occultism, Robert Louis Stevenson, Witches and witchcraft, Spiritualism, Oscar Wilde, Gothic film, Ghost stories, and Edgar Allan Poe.
Category: Literary Criticism